1. Link to the theme is just below these words
  2. "Psuedo-Dash" theme by victoria.
  1. notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord

    notspying:

    Summoning the ogrelord

  2. kingsleyyy:

    when you’re trying to tell a story but your friends aren’t listening image

  3. drake & josh
    • season 1:drake helps josh w/ a crush
    • season 4:drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
  4. nugqets:

    me and my friends on halloween

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  5. Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently

    Trees talk to each other at night.
    All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.
    Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.
    Tiny bears live in drain pipes.
    If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.
    The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.
    Everyone knows at least one secret language.
    When nobody is looking, I can fly.
    We are all held together by invisible threads.
    Books get lonely too.
    Sadness can be eaten.
    I will always be there.
    Raul Gutierrez, “Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently”  (via asaprockay)
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